But that’s life. One minute you’re on top of the world, the next minute some secretary’s running you over with a lawn mower.

But that’s life. One minute you’re on top of the world, the next minute some secretary’s running you over with a lawn mower.




zac-germanotta:

That awkward moment when you realize you’re basically Squidward.


sekra:

Wow, Tony. He’s only going to get milk.


tomlinsarse:

i’m about to cry

my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato

he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice

i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches

then he started to cry and ran off and yelled

they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!

i’m actually crying omg 




minimalmovieposters: The Lion King by superclean

minimalmovieposters:

The Lion King by superclean


mhwrespected: Pascal. 

mhwrespected:

Pascal.